1. You're astoundingly stupid. The clear signs that someone was sitting there, and was engaged with that food, signs that a chimp would understand, were completely lost on you.
2. You're just a nasty bitch who, for some reason or another, was offended by my presence.
In any event, fuck you. I've been sick. For years. Tonight was one of the first nights that I felt well enough to leave my house at all. Maybe it wouldn't be such a big deal if I hadn't lost several years of my life to illness... I don't know... all I know is, you're a giant turd. —Hungry in Halifax