Checkout madness

It drives me nuts when you're in the checkout at the grocery store, coffee shop, etc. and you have to wait endlessly for the knucklehead to rummage through their luggage to find the exact change. Fer fux sake, was it a surprise to you that money was required to make a purchase? Why can't you sort this out while waiting in line? Then, the kicker, you spend a few more minutes repacking your sack afterwards, further delaying people behind you in line! Why bother, you obviously do not remember where anything is cause we have to wait while you pulled it out in the first place. Jesus, at least drag your shit out of the way so the rest of us can get through. —Jake the sailor