It's been just over two months since you broke up with me, and I must thank you for it.
You blamed me for a lot of problems in your own life, and I'm sorry if basically letting you live with me rent-free wasn't enough in return for the guilt-ridden drives and reluctant offerings of food that you took upon yourself.
I'm enjoying my life so much more now - I've made dozens of good friends and taken a lot of big strides to improve my health and general well-being since you left; the biggest of which being the abandonment of vices and a huge improvement in my diet. So thank you, and here's hoping that you stop pulling the victim card and work on getting your life out of the self deprecating pit you've dug for yourself.
You're a good person deep down and deserve more than self-hate. —Fishyface