I would just like to thank the person who found my wallet in downtown Halifax last week, and stole all of the money in it, for ruining my kids summer.
Not only did you take all the money, but you passed by pictures of two kids and proceeded to take the grocery gift card and a discount card?? Hope it was worth it douche bag, as I was the one to tell the kids on grading day that some fuck face stole there presents.
Oh, and also thank you for at least leaving my ID cards, even though I found everything stashed behind a toilet. Karma is a bitch asshole and yours is coming, I'm sure of that! —Stolen Summer