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Internet and landline went down. I don't own a cell phone. Went to the pay phone several blocks away to call my ISP.  Nobody would answer 411. It rang and rang for a half hour straight!  What has the world come to? I dialed zero for information, the bitch ass operator was so rude to me, told me they couldn't look up the number and hung up in my ear.  Called 411 several more times before I gave up and went home. Luckily, my internet and phone were back up and running when I got home. Why are basic services like 411 not working?  Why isn't there an operator to answer? What is going on with the world?  This is bullshit.  I felt like I was on another planet without any access to the outside world.  I hate cell phones, they cause tumours and hunchbacks. Stop making me succumb to technology I want no part of. Operators need to answer the damn phone and help people.  What if this were a time of crisis. This is unacceptable, atrocious and egregious. They should be fired, all of them, and find some that will actually answer. —Just Pure Bullshit