To the assholes at King's College who hit it and quit it | The Coast Halifax

To the assholes at King's College who hit it and quit it

Grow. the. fuck. up. I'm all for casual sex, but to sleep with a girl and literally NEVER speak to her again, yet hit on her best friend when they're sitting together every night? Really? We're not trying to marry you, we're not trying to date you, we're not even trying to sleep with you again. But the occasional word or two isn't an unreasonable request. We already know you're a horny douchebag, so asking you not to hit on our best friends would just be spiteful. But please make an attempt to get your head out of your ass and act like a fucking adult for once. We PROMISE not to take it as a sign that you "like" us, don't worry.

Cause anyway, let's be real. I was faking.

--Not as satisfied as you'd like to believe