Hey little punk ass children, how about you stop fucking with my companies servers? I'm very sorry you got cut from the fucking chess team you little prick, how about you find something better to do with your time than fuck up a small company's day.
Your brain obviously hasn't fully formed yet, because you obviously have no regard for people's valuable fucking time. How about you learn to program web utilities correctly so that you can get a job someday instead of sitting in your basement covered in cheesies, playing World of Warcraft. Go outside.
---Pissed IT guy