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To the rude biotch who stepped on my toes as you were getting off the #9 bus this morning (September 30th) at Mumford: Thanks a lot. There's no way you didn't realize you were stepping on my toes with your ugly ass high heels. You were crowding me as I was stepping off the bus, and I wouldn't be surprised if you were a big enough dickwad to step on my precious little toes on purpose. I know some people are in a big rush in the mornings, especially when it comes to catching connecting busses, but you weren't even rushing to another bus! Jerk. I hope you were late for wherever you were going.
---My toes will never be the same