You Little Fucking Shits, I saw you.

I saw you, and thought you were just being annoying little pricks in the parking lot next door, and yelling and necking in the middle of the street last night. What I DIDN"T know, was that you'd been into my fucking YARD, vandalizing my motherfucking GARDEN.

You little pricks cost us about 50 dollars worth of fresh food, which is a lot when you have a garden because you don't have that extra fucking 50. I have no clue how much you've cost us for putting stuff up, but there's half the carrots out and potatoes missing, and I finally found my bucket a block over.

I know what you look like. I'll be up for the next two weeks for my shifts past 3am. I'm going to be out in the motherfucking yard with the motherfucking hose. I'm gonna find you, and I'm gonna fucking EAT you.

PS, thanks to the RCMP for never showing up last night when I called, made finding the mess great. I'll be calling you as soon as I can keep from screaming at your dispatcher.