Dumb ass kids

Students are back. Whoopie!! Here's a "tip" for you all. The bar staff can be your best friends or your worst enemies. We don't work for minimum wage. If you don't tip, you better be prepped to wait until we're finished with people who do, AND be excessively fucking polite when you order. "Hey!", "Me!", and throwing little tantrums will NOT be tollerated. Also, when you're sitting there weaving and wobbling in front of me and I tell you you're done, don't look at me like I'm your Dad and just said you couldn't have the BMW for the night. It's my experience that most 19 year old kids don't have a lot of experience drinking, and doing 10 jager-bombs in a row and then puking doesn't count. Drinking in our places is a PRIVELEDGE not a right. So for once in your lives, grow the fuck up, show a little courtesy and respect, learn how to tip, and we'll all get along.