Egg suckers

I work at a drugstore, and today, about 80 fucking people complained to me because we sold out of the eggs we had on sale and weren't giving out rain checks. I'm sorry, but do I LOOK like I own the fucking store? I don't make the rules, I just follow them. I understand that it's frustrating when you can't get something you wanted because it's sold out, but you should've come earlier if you wanted the eggs so badly. I don't need to hear about how stupid you think it is, or how unfair, or whatever. We can't just change the policy because you feel cheated, so stop acting so fucking entitled! I can't believe how many people wanted me to make an exception "just for them".I don't care. I follow what my boss tells me because I don't want to get fired so get some manners and calm the fuck down!
---Dairy Dickheads