A couple of weeks ago I went to the bar, and I lost my jacket ticket from the coat check. Unfortunately I had to leave the bar because I got alcohol poisoning (which is entirely my fault), and my friends tried to get them to give them my jacket. They tell me to come back the next day to reclaim it, and I do, and it's NOT there! Because someone picked up my jacket ticket off the floor and decided to take my jacket home. Thanks a lot, asshole. I got that jacket in NYC, AND my camera and keys were in the pocket! Don't take shit that's not yours!
---Don't Touch My Shit