NEED LAXATIVES!!!!!!! | The Coast Halifax

NEED LAXATIVES!!!!!!!

FOR THE LOVE OF BATMAN, I HAVENT CRAPPED IN FUCKING THREE DAYS! AND I GET APPLE SIZED HEMORROIDS WHENEVER I TRY AND SQUEEZE OUT THIS GODDAMN ROCK! I DON'T USUALLY WRITE IN CAPS! OR USE THIS MANY EXCLAMATION POINTS! BUT I FUCKING HATE MY GODDAMN BOWELS!

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