---Will work for rent/food
Coasted Away With My Purse
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So there I was enjoying my breakfast at [higher end breakfast place]. I take my purse up, pay for breakfast, replace my purse into my satchel and sit back down. I make my 5 minute jaunt to a friend's where low and behold my purse is missing. I quickly go back to [higher end breakfast place] where sadly the purse is not. I've been had. Jacked. Ripped off. All out fucked in the ass as my job happend to pay me in cash the night before so rent, bills and groceries for the month just walked out the door. So thanks! P.S. If you can afford to be at [higher end breakfast place] for a meal then you can afford to not steal my purse. Get fucked!