What is up with that single ply toilet paper that breaks after each sheet? | The Coast Halifax

What is up with that single ply toilet paper that breaks after each sheet?

I wish the restaurant didn't have a bathroom. I love their toasty morsels at lunch time but when it comes time too pee I have to scratch at the wheel of periodically perforated tissue paper for about a half an hour before i get a mini wad big enough to absord the 3 drips still clinging to my lady bits. You have to poop? Better have at least 30mins available.

Buy some good toilet paper. I'll eat there twice as often. Your employees must hate their lives.

---Try the 'pee in the time it takes them to toast it' game. You'll loose.