- Pique - Just another day in the office.
In Spain's first match against Switzerland, Pique was kicked in the face and had to receive treatment due to having blood gushing down his head.
In today's match against Honduras, Pique had a couple other unfortunate incidents. First he absorbed a Jabulani football right into his testicles, and then he got kicked in the mouth which resulted in a mouthful of blood.
I speak for every single male around the World when I say... "We feel your pain brother".