Wednesday, June 19, 2019

Bussin' in bed

Posted By on Wed, Jun 19, 2019 at 9:25 AM

Most metro transit drivers must be awful in bed: Jerking and bumpin', going way too fast and coming too early or not at all. Meanwhile, there's those car people: All alone and thinking they are the most skilled.
—Walking and celibate-ing
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Sunday, July 25, 2010

Welfare Childcare

Posted on Sun, Jul 25, 2010 at 9:41 PM

Why the fuck is the government paying for kids of welfare moms to go to daycare? We KNOW for a fact the mother is home. She's on WELFARE...

When I found this out it just blew my mind. What an epic fucking waste of money and daycare spots. Save them for the people who actually have kids AND who work for a living. You know, those people that don't sit home on their asses and actually EARN money? No wonder working people can't get a fucking subsidized daycare spot. —Voice of Treason

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Friday, September 11, 2009

...oh my...

Posted on Fri, Sep 11, 2009 at 10:21 AM

So you get into a relationship with my deadbeat ex that can't/won't hold down a job, then you have to buy your own engagement ring!? Ha!
---Better you then me
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Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Wedding flowers stolen

Posted on Wed, Aug 26, 2009 at 2:20 PM

What were you thinking F$#!WAD? So you see 20 small planters filled flowers, in the shade, on the lawn of a house in the north end and you think - "Oh! I must take me some of those?!"

Did they have YOUR name on them? No!

Were they out by the curb where people put stuff that is available to just take for free? NO!

Did they have a "free" sign on them? NO!

Had YOU been contacted to come take them? NO!

They were flowers that had been specifically planted, by future in laws, in the garden, to be used for a wedding. You took the table decorations for a wedding, whose theme was "we created most of this ourselves". ASSHOLE!! Those potted flowers were waiting for pickup by someone (not YOU) to go to the church.

Just so you know, Karma can be a bitch ..... I can be one too! You pissed off a BUNCH of people that had helped out with that wedding. We all talked shit about you at the BBQ bash after the wedding on the 22nd! I speak for us all when I say, "I hope Karma smacks you one...and soon!"


--- Pissed off wedding helper outer
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Sunday, August 16, 2009

Need to gush!

Posted on Sun, Aug 16, 2009 at 12:08 PM

I found the perfect man.
I found the perfect engagement ring!
He didn't drop dead at the sight of the $5600 price tag!
I love him!!

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Friday, August 14, 2009


Posted on Fri, Aug 14, 2009 at 1:31 PM

To all of your recipients of workplace-sponsored baby and wedding showers - WRITE A THANK YOU NOTE! Your colleagues have all been forced to go to a store, buy you a present, wrap the present, write a card, and watch you open it. The least you could do is take 20 seconds to write a note to say you appreciate it. Why has civility disappeared in this city? Manners people!

--- Old ninny
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Tuesday, August 11, 2009


Posted on Tue, Aug 11, 2009 at 12:41 PM

If I have to hear about one more happy couple letting their mothers/familys turn their wedding into a terribly boring gathering of people they hardly know in a hall in a town they couldnt wait to get out of and no longer visit, I am going to lose my frigging mind.

I understand that weddings are a celebration of love and the gathering of the two family's is very traditional and usually fantastic but have a back bone people! Invite YOUR guests, the people who YOU want to see.. Invite your friends with tattoos who have held your hair back when you puked alongside Aunt Martha who held you once when you were an infant but you haven't seen since..

Have the reception at your favorite dive bar, don't have an hour long religious based church wedding if the only time you pray is when you miss your period, BE YOU. This is YOUR day.

---enough already

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Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Bridal Store

Posted on Wed, Aug 5, 2009 at 9:17 PM

You would have a lot more customers if your staff knew anything about customer service and weren't such snobs and if your dresses weren't so ridiculously over priced. Fix those problems and maybe people wouldn't come in and just "browse". I went somewhere else and saved over 1000 dollars and was treated with respect.

---Wont be surprised to hear that you went out of business

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Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Too Young

Posted on Tue, Jul 28, 2009 at 7:44 AM

I've noticed this disturbing trend: many of my friends are planning to get married. I feel like they have no idea what they're getting into, especially given the divorce stats. What's wrong with just being boyfriend and girlfriend at this stage in life (to clarify, early 20s)? What is the big hurry to become legally bound to someone? Like maybe I could understand if any of my friends were religious, but they're not! Sure, I've discussed the idea of kids and marriage with my boyfriend, but at least he's with me on waiting a few more years to try it out. What's the rush, people?

---Not settling

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Friday, July 24, 2009

Married on an ark

Posted on Fri, Jul 24, 2009 at 3:39 PM

Thanks rain. Thanks fog. Thanks a lot, Nova Friggin' Scotia. My wedding was supposed to be outside in the sun. Now I can't get another back up hall. Where I am I supposed to tie the knot now? In a barn? Burger King? Or should I just start building an ark.

---Noah jr.

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Posted on Fri, Jul 24, 2009 at 3:38 PM

To whoever sent my sister an anonymous threatening letter a week before her wedding saying they were going to destroy her day, congratulations. You may not have shown up, but my sister spent the day worrying that you would. Luckily the whole day was beautiful and towards the end she managed to have a great night. She is an amazing person and I have no idea who you are and why you would do that, but she didn't deserve that. In fact, no one deserves that. You suck. And will probably die alone.


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Monday, July 6, 2009

Stop Emailing My Husband!

Posted on Mon, Jul 6, 2009 at 7:23 AM

Unless you want your pathetic "life will never be the same without you" emails to my husband sent to your fiancee, you better back off or your wedding is going to be cancelled, bitch! My hubby just keeps you in touch so he can show off how he's not only moved on but moved up. You set up another meeting with him and I swear I will call you out in front of everyone for the nasty cheat you are and then you'll have nobody.
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