Best Place To Meet A Secret Lover

Again, the lack of camouflage clearly hasn’t deterred the SuperCity from the pursuit of illicit escapades. Perhaps the persistent, horny buzz in our ears has prevented us from realizing that a bald, stumpy field isn’t the best place to keep it on the down low. Still, if you’re cruising the park on a Sunday afternoon hoping to hook up with a brand new secret lover, we recommend a look that says “playful, but determined.” A Jack Russell should do the trick.

1st runner-up: La Cave, 5244 Blowers, 429-3551

2nd runner-up: Citadel Hill