Best Place To Break Up

Hey, wow, crazy: The New Palace wins in both “Pick up” and “Break up” categories! How CAN IT BE?! Duh-factor aside, for those who plan to move on, preferably before last call, the New Palace is the best place to crush a besotted heart. Though we hope those being crushed get back in the game quickly and remember they’re luckily in the best spot to “pick up.” Good luck to you all. 1721 Brunswick, 420-0015

1st runner-up: The Dome, 1740 Argyle, 422-5453

2nd runner-up: On the phone