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Wednesday, January 11, 2017

Please don’t fire whoever runs the Scotsburn Dairy twitter

#HeavenlyHashtags

Posted By on Wed, Jan 11, 2017 at 2:49 PM

Too true.
  • Too true.

OK Agropur, you huge bummer, you’re laying off hundreds of Atlantic Canadians who work in the dairy industry, and you’ve just acquired Scotsburn Dairy so I’m sort of scared shitless that you might decide to axe the wonderfully bizarre, borderline offensive person who populates the Scotsburn Dairy twitter account (@ScotsburnDairy, please smash follow with the quickness).

But surely there are other places to cut costs, because the belly laughs that this totally bonkers twitter feed affords us are priceless.

Have a scroll through my top 11 Scotsburn tweets and promptly give this person a raise.

Hey HOUSEWIVES!

Housewives be fat.

Aunts and uncles just don’t get the appreciation they deserve.

Bubba.

UM.

UM?

If you begin to want to vacuum or sweep.

<3

Let's get this hashtag poppin, everyone: #NoTrouble4That

Ow, I bet they hurt their arm with this stretch.

The best for last. The tweet that started it all. A love affair that only grows more passionate by the day.

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