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To the idiot turning onto Bell from Robie St on Saturday night who HIT ME, cutting it close to running me over...
LEARN TO FUCKING YIELD!
When your turn-left arrow stops flashing and disappears, you have to yield to both incoming traffic on Robie and the pedestrians crossing Bell at the intersection (as there is a walk sign for us at that time). —Angry pedestrian who could have died
Tags: know your role
So I logged in today, as per usual, and as I am browsing through mindlessly, I notice something different. Instead of seeing the usual "See Wall to Wall" I see they've replaced it with "See Friendship". Apparently it takes you to a whole other fucking page basically dissecting every iota of similarities between two users. Really? And don't even get me started on how many times they try to switch up the fucking interface on us. I cannot even start to explain how annoying this is, so I'll put it in the wise words of Kingsley (bitch):
"It's like, if I would move to Africa after I have been in American for 2 damn years, when I came from Japan and I'm sittin' up here learning the customs and shit and then as soon as I get settled, you wanna ship me off to some damn Egypt"
Zuckerberg, we just wanna stay in America. Get your shit together! —He's Climbin in yo interface, switchin yo' shit up!
Tags: an open facebook
I have been a provincial silly servant for 30 years. I have seen governments come and go and many costly re-organizations that would magically make our debt go away. I have seen wage roll-backs, hiring freezes and wholesale slashing of jobs.
We get told from time to time that the cupboard is bare and that we must do more with less. The size of the civil service keeps diminishing and yet there seems to be a constant supply of managers, upper-managers, directors and executive directors. We have once again been told by our current government (the orange ones) that we must make a 10% cut to the ranks - oh the orange ones - the friends of the common man and the civil service, what happened to you?
I would like to make a suggestion- START CUTTING THE FAT-CAT USELESS MANAGEMENT, say by 30 percent. GET RID OF THE CONSULTANTS and get down to the business of serving the public with good hard working people. Not all "silly" servants are fat-cats, many of us work hard for wages that are BARELY above minimum wage.
If the government wants to make cuts then they should cut the bullshit and start cutting the fat where it really is - at the top. —silly servant
Tags: cut it out
Is it really so complicated to wrap your gum in a wrapper after you're done with it? I suppose it's just to much effort to get up and throw it in the garbage? So now here I sit after a so-so movie with fucking gum on my pants because some numb-nuts thought the underside of the armrest was a more appropriate place. Since I'm not a gumshoe it's lucky for you I can't CSI your ass with some DNA analysis and then track you down for some gum on hair action that no peanut butter would get out!—Chewed Out And Stuck Up
Tags: gumby
DON'T fucking stop in merge lane, assholes. Bring your car up to highway speed and MERGE - see how that works?
DON'T change lanes in the middle of the fucking intersection. This is specifically directed to all you idiots who take the outside lane from Horseshoe Lake Drive to Chain Lake Drive (Cops apparently don't enforce this particular little driving rule). And yes, when you DO cut me off because of your illegal and ridiculously erratic driving...I AM the guy who refuses to make way for you. Fuck you, go ahead and sideswipe me.
DON'T fucking sit at the traffic line when you have the green light on a left hand turn. Go ahead, princess - take control of the intersection. THAT way, maybe two or three others behind your sorry ass might be able to make the light too. I realize that you probably got your license in some back road little Nova Scotian burg before moving to the big city of Halifax where there IS traffic, but your ignorance is not only irritating, it may actually kill someone someday. By stopping the flow of traffic on a busy two-way street to let someone cross the road, you're not only disrupting the orderly movement of traffic, you're going to get someone killed. No, you're not being kind or polite, you're being fucking ignorant. Driving is a privilege that you have to earn - and you haven't. —AngryGuy
Tags: road warrior
To the establishment downtown that plays host to many amazing bands. FIX THE LEAK. You know the one - from the ceiling directly over the middle of the dance floor. Whatever it is that is leaking got on my clothes and they are now ruined. I already paid cover, I don't want to have to pay for a new shirt. —Disdrunkled
Tags: water world
So I'm standing outside the grocery store on Joe Howe last night, waiting for a cab. I wasn't surprised that I had to wait over 30 minutes. But I WAS surprised when the long awaited cab pulled up to the curb, and some bitch RAN past me and yanked open the car door. I saw her stand outside the cab and have a short discussion with the driver, who shook his head at first and then shrugged as she got into the car.
That was the only cab that came in the entire half hour I was waiting, and I know that bitch wasn't waiting longer than me because I saw her arrive and go into the store while I was waiting for that damn cab. I wanted to ask the driver for the name of the fare he was supposed to be picking up, but I was too far away to get his attention. I guess I could have thrown one of my crutches at the car, but I didn't think of that until it was too late. So I called the cab company to ask for an update on my cab, and the dispatcher came back after a few seconds and told me someone had taken my cab (surprise!) and they were sending another. Don't bother, I said, the bus will be here in five minutes.
So if you happen to be a blond girl who purchased a case of beer at the Joe Howe liquor store last night around 8:45, and you happen to be reading LTWWB, and you happen to recognize yourself in this bitch, Fuck You.
And if you happen to be a cab driver who picked up a blond girl with a case of beer instead of a red haired girl with a broken leg, Fuck You Too. —Blue coat, crutches
To the individual who wrote "don't be pushed out" on the promotional sign for an affordable housing project on Gottingen:
I assume you think you're valiantly standing up against the evil forces of gentrification, working for the "little people" of the north end.
That lot has been an empty ('cept for the billboards) blight on the neighbourhood my entire lifetime. It's ugly, it attracts crime, it kills street life, and it drives families to the suburbs who aren't interested in raising kids in a neighbourhood that looks one more vacant lot away from Detroit. The people who are too poor to move suffer when the population drops, local businesses and schools are closed, and crime rises.
I couldn't think of anything better for that site than the well-designed, affordable housing project that has been proposed. Little infill projects like this are what will draw people back to the core and bring downtown back to its feet.
I think it's super that you're concerned about community issues but I think the effort would be better spent fighting, say, the endless suburban sprawl that truly harms the environment, our health, and clogs the roads with more cars. —Anonymous
Get it through your head: you're not Hispanic! Just because your step dad's from South America doesn't give you the right to start calling yourself Latina, and to say it to someone who actually is, is just not right!
Why are you going out of your way to seem "exotic"? It's insulting to my culture for you to think you can just "fake" my ethnicity. You can't dye your hair, cake on some bronzer, take some Spanish lessons, and then somehow magically turn South American. You took being fake to a whole new level. —Latina de verdad
Tags: land claim
Sorry students, sick and tired of you screaming the F word at the top of your lungs, pouring beer on my front lawn and generally being obnoxious - grow up, it's almost November! —tired neighbour who has to work and wants to sleep
Tags: student debt