I was driving down Agricola Street. At the intersection of Agricola and North, the car in front of me turned on his left turn blinker and stopped to wait for his chance to turn left. Incoming traffic was pretty heavy. IT IS A NO-LEFT-TURN INTERSECTION. The sign is right below the traffic lights. I waited for a couple seconds to give him a chance to see the sign and start moving. I gave him a couple light honks when he didn't realize that he's not supposed to be turning left. I rolled down my window and shouted "no left turn" and I guess I wasn't loud enough.
I honked a couple short honks again and it triggered him. I could see that he seemed to be yelling and looking back at me and then he aggressively pulled straight ahead and stopped on the side of the street. When I passed him I was going to roll down my window and told him that I wasn't being impatient, it's just that he wasn't supposed to turn left at the intersection, anyway. I gave up the original plan as I saw his angry red face and pumped up chest. I could hear his yelling and swearing without rolling down my window so I decided not to waste any more of my time and energy.
Then he started his car and cut right off in front of the car behind me and followed me while pressing on his horn long and hard until we parted.
So, in return to your "you fuckin' bitch" comment: YOU DUMB FUCK. READ THE FUCKN TRAFFIC SIGN AND STOP BEING A JERSEY SHORE LOOKING DOUCHE!—frustrated driver

Why is it that whenever I go out to a bar, men will ignore me all night, until I walk out the door at closing time? Then, they all pounce? They even yell after you as you walk off down the street. Hello! I was in the bar all night. If you can't put in the work, buy me a drink, invite me to dance and chat me up, then you can fuck right off! You slummy, grimy, last-chance-for-romance losers need to up your game or go home and beat it.
—Still single

Who do you gotta fuck to get some weed in this town? Where's all the pot? You ran out after one day of legalization? Can you get some more? You make it illigal to buy from anywhere else—and then you can't serve the masses. Get your shit together if you want to run a monopoly, greedy government! And what's with all the beurocracy and red tape? You have to sign up online first before going in to your stores? Why not just show your ID, like when you buy liquor? Why only designated stores and not all stores? This just causes huge line-ups!
—Ass, gas and grass: The government owns it all

Can't wait till you're escorted out of the building. We've all suffered enough. A new dawn is finally on its way.
—Last and loudest laugher

Hey neighbour, do you wear cement shoes on your feet as you stomp up and down the stairwell and hallway at all hours of the night? There is no need to stomp your feet so loud everywhere you walk inside the building—no need for it at all! Walk softly, asshole! The pounding wakes me up out of a dead sleep!
—Your pissed off neighbour

Why is it every time I turn on my vibrator, this one nosy neighbour comes out of his apartment and starts walking up and down the hallway? Mind your business, asshole. Could you give a bitch some privacy? No, I'm not going to open the door someday and invite you in. Get back inside your batcave and fuck off already.
—A bitch trying to cum, here

To all the smokes who are upset over the smoking ban: Get over it! No one wants to smell your stank breath or tobacco smoke. You are getting butt-hurt over nothing. You can't walk down the street and drink a beer, so why be allowed to smoke a smoke? Maybe take it as a clue: The government is trying to save your lives. Smoking is bad for you anyway. Go smoke in your home, away from my lungs.
—Free, clean air

...while talking to me on the phone today, and everyone like him: Whining and crying and saying shit like "fantastic fucking service" just makes you sound like a child. Sorry (not sorry) you couldn't get exactly what you wanted and were VERY SLIGHTLY inconvenienced by something but that's life. Grow up.
—Boo hoo

This is gonna make sound like a whiny old lady, but what the fuck is wrong with teenagers now? At my workplace, we've hired almost a dozen 16-18 year olds since the beginning of the school year and more than half of them got interviewed, came to orientation, got put on the schedule, and just never showed up. What the fuck? Plenty of people with bills and rent to pay who are willing to work could be taking those jobs instead of these stupid pre-adults who are still living at home with Mommy and Daddy to pay for them. These kids' parents need to stop shoving them out the door to get a job when they don't have enough responsibility to look after a goldfish.
—Working adult

I don't give a fuck what religion you are or what your dietary preferences are, but I am getting fucking sick of the "no-bacons" coming to the restaurant where I work and not shutting the fuck up about it. We get it. You don't eat bacon. You only need to say it ONCE! You don't need to repeat it at the end of every fucking sentence; we aren't fucking idiots, we understand what "no bacon" means. Honestly this goes for anyone being a repetative little shit when they order, but to the no-bacons in particular: Shut the fuck up.
—I don't care what you don't eat, just stop shoving it in my face like you're proud of it