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Thursday, May 31, 2018

Posted By on Thu, May 31, 2018 at 5:09 PM

To the tattletale at work, why must you find it so important to tell on mistakes everyone makes to the boss? You are not a supervisor, your title is the same as us. You must enjoy the power of feeling superior to everyone, even though it's not  in your job description. Step down off your high horse and join the rest of us common folk, and instead of ratting us out, join us in our mistakes, and laugh at those above us. —You Haven’t Caught My Mistakes Yet

Posted By on Thu, May 31, 2018 at 11:09 AM

Internet and landline went down. I don't own a cell phone. Went to the pay phone several blocks away to call my ISP.  Nobody would answer 411. It rang and rang for a half hour straight!  What has the world come to? I dialed zero for information, the bitch ass operator was so rude to me, told me they couldn't look up the number and hung up in my ear.  Called 411 several more times before I gave up and went home. Luckily, my internet and phone were back up and running when I got home. Why are basic services like 411 not working?  Why isn't there an operator to answer? What is going on with the world?  This is bullshit.  I felt like I was on another planet without any access to the outside world.  I hate cell phones, they cause tumours and hunchbacks. Stop making me succumb to technology I want no part of. Operators need to answer the damn phone and help people.  What if this were a time of crisis. This is unacceptable, atrocious and egregious. They should be fired, all of them, and find some that will actually answer. —Just Pure Bullshit

Wednesday, May 30, 2018

Posted By on Wed, May 30, 2018 at 4:30 PM

I smile and make small talk-that does not mean I want to go out with you, you big-headed ass. 

News flash, guys. I'm just being polite, maybe even friendly. That doesn't mean I'm into you. Get over yourself. —Anti-arrogance

Posted By on Wed, May 30, 2018 at 10:06 AM

To the drivers who enjoy speeding past me to only sit in front of me at the red light...I hope you enjoy risking others on the road just to sit at the same light as me, that I didn't risk anyone's life to get to. —The Car Behind You

Tuesday, May 29, 2018

Posted By on Tue, May 29, 2018 at 4:47 PM

I really dislike egg shells in my breakfast sandwich. I complain and you offer me a replacement sandwich. Do I dare try again? No thanks, just my money, please. —Hungry For More? Nah

Posted By on Tue, May 29, 2018 at 9:45 AM

Please, PLEASE, do not advertise that you are a fully accessible restaurant or store if your idea of accessibility is seating someone who uses a wheelchair in the dark corner of the restaurant where it is everyone else’s last choice and where cutlery is rolled to sit or having a second floor of the store they cannot access. Just say that! Just be real! My sibling is a person who lives with a disability and uses a wheelchair and it is a big production to go on outings via Access-A-Bus because you always have to book far in advance and it is not as easy as going down the street to another restaurant once you arrive. Things like one tiny set of stairs can make a huge difference! We all need to do better for people that have to consider accessibility constantly. It needs to be MANDATORY. It’s 2018! —Yearning for Equal Opportunity

Posted By on Tue, May 29, 2018 at 9:30 AM

Hey dudes, Winter's over. Time to shave off those gross dirty beards.  I'm sick of seeing all these curly pube faced men walkin' around town lookin' like a bunch of hobos. Buck up! Get a haircut and get a real job. Unless you're a Samurai Warrior, you need to snip off that nasty man-bun too and scrub that greasy scalp with some Head n Shoulders.  How dare you ask me out on a date while looking as though you just crawled out of a thicket!  There's no way I'd kiss a guy with that bushel of germs on his face. Get it together, take some pride in your appearance.  Shine your shoes and change your socks or kick rocks! —You Coulda Been Comin’ Instead of Goin’

Monday, May 28, 2018

Posted By on Mon, May 28, 2018 at 4:26 PM

I hate the movie theatre rocker seats! I’m tall and I like my kneecaps, so when you sit your fat ass down in front of me, don’t throw yourself in the seat. Gently sit down and do NOT rock on! It’s not a frickin’ metal concert! —G. Rant

Posted By on Mon, May 28, 2018 at 9:16 AM

I'm so tired of this city, it nickel and dimes you at every turn, I swear they budget themselves on parking tickets.  Anyway, that aside, I just wanted to say how unrealistic and pathetic people in the business community are in Halifax. Halifax is no Toronto, Montreal, Ottawa, Edmonton or Victoria...so stop thinking you can command house prices which are comparable to those cities. Halifax is in Atlantic Canada for crying out loud, there is NO argument that can be made which justifies the over inflated cost of houses and increasing costs of rents in this city. Oh and this urban dream you have of getting rid of cars downtown in favour of public transit and the like, KEEP DREAMING LOSERS.  

Your bus system has a long way to go before you can even come close to thinking that way AND you need a third bridge at the South end of the city if its ever going to be efficient.  Its amazing how many common sense things there are which can be done to improve this city, but they don't because of unrealistic expectations and a city council that acts like a group of children, they should all be fired!  Oh the other thing is that the McKay bridge should have been directly connected to the 102, as it stands now it forces people into the city when a lot just want to get around...NOT GOOD PLANNING! But then again, its evident the planning was never good here, as evidenced by the fact that I've seen roads get paved just before power lines get buried.  WOW, talk about lack of planning and over expenditure.  I've had my fill, I've chosen not to buy a house here and I'm leaving the province.  There's just no way to get ahead in this city unless you're making 100K plus! —Fed Up with The Delusions of Haligonians

Tuesday, May 22, 2018

Posted By on Tue, May 22, 2018 at 12:48 PM

Hey stupidhead, Stop posting your ads under “jobs” saying you're looking for work.  We are all looking for work!  These people need to apply to the jobs posted, like everybody else.  No employers are going to go to them after reading their crappy misspelled one-liner ads.  They are wasting the time of people who are looking for legitimate jobs under this category, and we have to sift through a bunch of idiots posting want ads in the wrong category. Very annoying. Cut it the hell out! —You’re Wasting Your Time And Mine