Whoever is leaving their cat out all night on Harvard or one of its side streets, take it the hell inside. Every single night it's out there screeching like it's being run over and fighting with some other poor cat. Every. single. night. Take care of the animal you brought into your damn care. —Sick of Waking up at 2am

You said you were coming over and bringing drinks. You bring a SIX PACK of beer for both of us to share. Wow, how will I ever contain my excitement! A whole three beers! I barely even caught a buzz, you cheapo! Sober as a judge on a Friday night. BUT you made sure to buy a TWELVE pack of condoms! Needless to say, they went unopened. You're a fuckin’ piece of work, man. You're cute, but you're not THAT cute. —Gone Downtown, Thanks for the Rubbers

Whoever told you that going to your ex-girlfriend’s university and telling her new friends about all the girls you banged behind her back would be a good idea was lying to you. And whoever told you a good excuse to tell me when I confront you about it is that you said it to look cool was probably a great fucking friend. Thanks for wasting years that I could have had sex with hotter guys than you. And stop trying to text me—you’re wasting my data. —Forever Waiting for You to Get a High Schooler Pregnant

My heart broke when I noticed your little kid had Lady Slippers, a protected flower, in their beach pail at the Park. Maybe, you couldn't stop them in time from grabbing them or perhaps you don't know that they are endangered flowers. Please leave them be in the forest. —Miss Sad

YOU make the choice to fill your lungs with gross cancer causing habit forming disgustingness. I CHOOSE To breathe the air. I come first. That is right smokers, suck it up and stop smoking near me. I have chronic ASTHMA and an immune disorder. I am SICK AND FUCKING TIRED of waiting for the bus and inhaling your nastiness, walking down the street and having it blown in my face by the wind or frankly being anywhere and having smoke near me. MY RIGHT to clean air is more important then your CHOICE to pollute yourself. Smoking outside is like drunk driving, you don't just put yourself in danger but everyone around you. I could seriously go into a spontaneous asthma attack and die because of your stupid cigarettes. You want to kill yourself slowly ? Go for it. But don't make other people suffer. —Clean air for all

You Know Who You Are. You're the one that gossips about everyone behind their back, who berates co-workers for not following policy and then you do the exact same thing the next day (but it's ok if YOU do it), who just today yelled and pointed your short stubby finger in my face causing me yet again to break down in tears. Guess what -you cannot take out your insecurities on me anymore. You are a horrible example of a human being and an awful role model to children. Hopefully karma will teach you a lesson. —Happier at home

I totally respect, admire and give props to parents out there with kids. Toddlers are like little drunk persons with a severe mood disorder. Angry, sloppy, unpredictable and loud. If you are in a situation where you must live in an apartment with your kids I really think that must be rough. Smaller space, no backyard, thin walls. ICk. However, it was your choice to have kids and my choice not too. I think that single people who do not have children and have no desire to listen to them - should find an adult only building. It makes total sense to have family housing and adult housing. It is not discriminatory, it is a matter of preference. Let the parents help each other in an environment that is kid friendly. Let the dinks and yuppies drink whine and bitch about frivolous things like getting a good nights sleep in peace. I think parents have a hard time as it is raising a family these days, we don't need to add to their guilt. Make the right choice for your situation. —Sleep instead of Diapers is my Life Choice

The grocery baskets at the ATLANTIC SUPER STORES are FILTHY and DISGUSTING!!!!! Hasn't there gotta be some law against this? Is it just poor management? These things get stacked up at the register, day in and day out. Picked up by human human employees who see and touch this every day....and still they stay crudded up with old food residue....once a week you pricks cant take the time to hose em out? YER GONNA MAKE PEOPLE SICK!! are yas Fucked? Management walks in and out of the store, day in and day out and never takes notice of this health hazard? ARE YAS FUCKED?!?! Just revolting shit..........PS with the cost of food items in these stores I'm shocked that folks aren't protesting in the parking lots.......if yer gonna charge me out the arse for a head of broccoli you dickheads can at least maintain a level of cleanliness so I don't get sick while eating your over priced food...............sad, gross, shameful.........wake up. —MAMMOTH PUKAPLEX

To the gentleman at a certain coffee and doughnut shop this morning, I'll bet it never occurred to you that someone else -namely the person who ordered immediately before you- could possibly have the SAME order as yourself. I'll also also bet that it never even crossed your mind that the order you shoved a small woman in a pink shirt out of the way for, might not have been yours. So sir! I'll work on becoming a solid mass of rock so as to not be so easily shoved aside again, while you blissfully enjoy my toasted everything bagel with cream cheese. Have a nice, completely unaware of the people around you day, buddy! —Guess I wasn't fast enough

Do you really believe you can repeal the internet by eating free donuts? —Joaquín Andújar