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Thursday, January 1, 2015

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All of December’s strangest press releases.

Posted By on Thu, Jan 1, 2015 at 4:00 AM

click to enlarge Actor Vincent D'Onofrio sings over manic compositions comprised from the long rambling text messages he would send to fellow cast members of an off-Broadway play.
  • Actor Vincent D'Onofrio sings over manic compositions comprised from the long rambling text messages he would send to fellow cast members of an off-Broadway play.

We get a lot of press releases during our day. Some of them are useful, others not so much. Presented without judgment or context, this past month’s weirdest releases.

3 gifts that help #SaveTheBees

TSN’s James Duthie sports chicken suit for charity
“Not everyone has the pluck to step into a chicken suit and make a charitable pitch.”

Coverage for Actor Vincent D'Onofrio's "I'm A Hamster" Single
”I have the first single from actor Vincent D'Onofrio's debut punk spoken word project for you.”

Kardashians' stars Kris Jenner, Bruce Jenner finalize divorce terms —Interviews Available with NYC Divorce Attorney

Turtles vs. Turbines case reaches Court of Appeal Monday

Enough with the public art displays already by Allan Bonner
“We have other, more serious, needs in our cities”

Canadian fitness professionals predict Top 10 Most Effective Fitness Trends for 2014
“4. Working out with certified and experienced fitness professionals.”

Tour a Burlington home retrofitted to reduce the risk of basement flooding

Ottawa Press Conference: “A Helpful Hand to Families of 9/11 Victims”
“Green Party Leader Elizabeth May presented a petition calling for a Parliamentary review of new forensic evidence regarding the events of September 11, 2001.”

The Sea School Sail'ebrating 20 years!

Canadians Pumped for CORNER GAS: THE MOVIE as 1.84 Million Viewers Fill Up on CTV and CTV Two
“#CornerGasMovie trended worldwide on Twitter during the broadcast and in Canada into the morning”

Scary Santa Photobooth now open for fearless participants

"Open Media Policy” at Future Shop stores across Canada for Boxing Day
”Media are welcome to visit their local Future Shop store without prior approval from head office, making capturing content and footage for Boxing Day stories quick and easy.

“‘Twas the night of the holiday special, when all through the galley,
All the home cooks were preparing, there was no time to dally.
The timer was set, the competition start growing near,
As media waited patiently to screen the premiere.”

Winter has nothing on this 62-year-old Canadian Man

The holiday office party is back

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Winner Winner Lobstah Dinner: Why we gave away an iPhone 6 for Christmas 2014
“Imagine every Lobster industry participant (+35,000) on top of their family members, with an iPhone in hand.”

“The Story Behind the Accelerating Life” illuminates free men.
“The contents of this illuminating read were taken from a strange dream the author had.”


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