To my favorite poutine shop: I know I haven't been in lately, but WTF is up with the way smaller portions of poutine? You guys were well known for a huge helping of poutine even in the smaller size box! Now the box is half the size (even though the price never changed...). I'm saddened by this :( —can't see you staying in business long.

To the dummy who dented my green hyundai in the Sobey's parking lot on Wise Road between 3 and 4 pm new year's eve..

I'd be angrier if you hadn't been stupid enough to cut and run in front of a goddamned outdoor security camera.

I'm giving you one week from the day this is posted to come forward and exchange insurance information. Failing that, the NSLC and I will be happy to get the cops involved.

Either way, you pay. All you have to do is decide if you want to deal with the police on top of that. —Clock's ticking.

I have an extremely bad nut allergy. My girlfriend knows this very well from our episodes at emergency department. She got me a box of chocolate covered almonds for Christmas. I think she is trying to kill me. What should I do? —Afraid

The first craters you will probably notice if you look at the moon over the next few nights are three large craters right in the middle of the sunrise line, called the "terminator." These are named from north to south Ptolemaeus, Alphonsus, and Arzachel.

But there are 3 other craters that you may have noticed over the last few days. The trio ,which can be found on the Bicentenial highway 102 sunrise line, is known as the "whatthefuckinator". These are named from north to south as 'toowide2straddle', 'sodeepitbrokebackmountainedme' and 'theregoesmysteeringaligmentagain'.

Yes, folks this are our beloved highway. What in the hell happened? This time, maybe the typical 'well, this is Nova Scotia' just doesn't cut it. This highway was in excellent condition, repaved, patched, and relatively smooth.

If you want my opinion, the snow plows did it. If you want another one of my opinions, this is gross negligence, and there should be hell to pay. —pissed

I honestly can't say that I'm upset or mad. This bitch is more of an observation only.

I'm at the afternoon matinee with my short attention span child and here is what we saw after the previews:

- intro for RealD 3D
- 20th century fox intro
- Reliance Entertainment Intro
- IM Global intro
- BBC Earth title screen
- Evergreen Films title screen
then the actual title screen that rhymes with 'Stalking twit RhinoWhores"

Where is Any Rooney when you need him? He could have a hay day with this one —not amused

Why is it that when you buy a Leggo set for your kids that has several separate vehicles, they have several different bags but each bag is not for each individual vehicle? So you still have to open up every fucking bag, have the kids going through all the pieces and losing them and there sits dad or helpful other scratching his head at the fucking mess on the floor minus pieces that are now fuck knows where in the house. why not bag each vehicles parts in their individual bags? —Lost in Leggo Land

A cool-looking, heavy-set woman gets off the #52 in Halifax on a Friday evening and then the comments start. Two women - strangers - bonding over their shared projection of self-hatred onto a woman who clearly doesn’t base her self-image on misogynist beauty standards. I’m shocked by the violence in their language and saddened to know how deep this self-loathing goes in some women. This is hate speech but I’m left wondering what to say that might have a positive impact. Later, I share this story (bad language omitted) with my 4-year-old son. His first question is, “why?”; why would these people say such horrible things about someone? His advice: “you should tell them to stop that.” Ladies: when you learn to accept yourselves, you will no longer feel compelled to judge others. In the meantime, keep that shit to yourselves. I will say so in real time, next time. —What sisterhood?

Shelter me from this demographic and their passive aggressive, opinionated, self-righteous entirely useless/unwanted advice. At the park, church, swimming pool, grocery store check out line line or restaurant: when in doubt, keep it to yourself. Who knew estrogen was the verbal filter that all women require? —Still serving a purpose

You're not Santa so what are you doing showing up on Christmas Eve during our family gathering? Seriously, who does that? You come over, uninvited and without calling first, and show up at dinner time with your husband and kids. I've never been a fan of people "dropping by" but this takes the cake. —At least Santa was invited

Why do I long for the dystopian society's portrayed in popular movies and literature? Could it be because of the inevitable revolution that they all experience? Could it be the common goals, and enemies, shared by everyone in a dystopian society?

There's something beautifully harmonious about a cataclysmic revolution; the toppling of a corrupt government, the freeing of slaves, the liberty of a population. Our world is just another dystopia - Instead of hunger games keeping people distracted and fearful, our media does the job of keeping us pleasantly distracted and substantially afraid. —Remember who the real enemy is