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Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Posted on Wed, Feb 29, 2012 at 4:30 PM

I am SOOOO bored! Your control issues keep me from doing anything. I sit here and get paid $20.41/hr to write bitches, watch porn and chat online.

You need to trust your staff. We are adults. We know our jobs. We can read and understand policies. We can follow procedures.

It's your fear that YOU will look bad somehow that perpetuates a distrust of you. Think beyond the next day... —Aesop

Posted on Wed, Feb 29, 2012 at 4:08 PM

Hey, so this bus strike sucks, huh? It sure is causing more traffic! I try to avoid it as much as I can during my commute to work, but some days I just can't avoid it and need to drive by the entrance to the bridge on Wyse Rd in the morning. And every freaking time I have done so since the strike has started, some fucktard has blocked the fucking intersection. I approach from the North going straight through the intersection towards downtown Dartmouth. The people coming from downtown turning left on to the bridge just FILL the intersection even if there is nowhere for them to go. ESPECIALLY when the light turns yellow for them, they thing GOTTA GET OVER THERE, not realizing that they're going to be stuck in the middle of the intersection blocking the traffic trying to get safely across. Not only is it stupid and rude, but it's actually illegal, so to everyone, pay a bit more attention and stop fucking doing it, ok? —Just Trying to Get to Work

Posted on Wed, Feb 29, 2012 at 3:43 PM

I used to like taking the bus. Because of your selfish, delusional thinking that you're somehow entitled, you've robbed me of precious time I had left with my dying, childhood pet. How many hours I've spent this month wasting time waiting for rides to get back to her side for a few more hours of cuddletime. And how about the other 100,000+ people you're inconveniencing? Yeah, FUCK you, selfish hicks. —Emily

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Posted on Wed, Feb 29, 2012 at 3:23 PM

This is a bitch for SOME of the ‘homeless’ people in this city. First off, I use the term homeless very lightly, as I have seen many of you with blackberries and taking the bus to the home you own (you know who you). I work a job I fucking hate. A job that makes my depression worse and makes it feel like life is not worth living. Most of you are young and able bodied and COULD get a job if you actually wanted one. I understand though, you would just rather do nothing and try to beg for money. That is the reason we all are disgusted by you. You give the 1% of people begging (the actual homeless people) a bad name. Now here is a tip. Shaking your cup with change in it actually earns you less money. That sound is annoying. It might just take a change jingle on the wrong day to put me over the edge. —Get a Life

Posted on Wed, Feb 29, 2012 at 2:59 PM

For the past month I have been seeking students for upcoming spring work terms in a couple of different departments of my company. Just in the past week, after interviews I'd offered work terms to three students (and nine altogether for the month) who turned them down because they were unpaid! I'd politely explained to them that there was not enough money in the company's budget to pay them, not even $10-11/hour. You are being offered experience in your field! What is with 20-somethings these days expecting to be paid for working a 5-week work term? You don't even know what you're doing yet--it's risky enough to the company to have you on with us for free (given mistakes you could make and what not), let alone you. I'm sorry, I wish we could pay but we can't. You have bills to pay? You paid for tuition? Well, that's life--you can't expect to have everything handed over to you. I sure as hell didn't. In fact, I WORKED FOR FREE back in my day for 3 months to gain experience and obtain employment in my field. It's unbelievable that young people these days can't appreciate what I'm offering them (the experience to help them get work in their field)! You kids really need to lose the entitlement and learn to work as hard as us "old people" have. Good day. —Baby Boomer Who Worked Her Way Up

Posted on Wed, Feb 29, 2012 at 2:44 PM

I am exhausted with the never ending ineptitude of HRSB and their inclement weather notification system?!? Are their servers outside? Is that it? Is that why they don't work in inclement weather? This is absurd. The website dies every morning there is any amount of snow on the ground. The “hotline” returns a fast busy. The Herald stated ALL HRM schools are closed except the High Schools and their feeder schools?!? Wait, what? And now I am at work, the kids have been in school for over an hour and I receive an apology email and a series of “test” emails flood my inbox. Did they send out the 7 test messages last snow day to dupe us into thinking it was being worked on? —Rage Against the Machine

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Posted on Tue, Feb 28, 2012 at 12:44 PM

Your habit is affecting your children's health. Have you not noticed that? Or are you too stoned to even know what planet you're on? Anytime your kids come over to play with my kids, I notice how malnourished they look. If they were any thinner, they'd fall through the cracks in the sidewalk. I hate seeing your kids suffer because you favor smoking pot over providing the necessities of life to your children. I've begin inviting your kids to join us for lunch and dinner (something you don't even notice), and have spoken to you about your pot problem, but you just shrug it off and tell me to mind my own business. Well here is my business, so listen up: I've reported you to social services and they'll be coming to my house this week to get my statement. And guess what, your kids will probably be over here having lunch when the social worker arrives. You are a horrible mother and hopefully this is your wake up call. Put down the pot, get a job, and take responsibility for your kids. You knew how to spread your legs three times, so learn how to care for them. —They're Not Mine, But I Treat Them Like They Are

Posted on Tue, Feb 28, 2012 at 12:19 PM

You talked a big game when we met. Going on about how beautiful and sexy I was and how happy you were that you met me. Then Friday night you stood me up. I really didn't mind all the time I spent getting ready, it ended up going to good use. Anyhow, I hope you're reading this just so you know you missed out on the shag of a lifetime. —Babe with Chronic Genital Arousal Disorder

Posted on Tue, Feb 28, 2012 at 12:02 PM

Yo, this one is mainly for the men cuz ya'll be some dirty dogs. Did ya momma not learn you to wash your nasty ass properly? Why bother to take a shower and not soap up ya damn head? Jus' cuz you got short hair don't mean you never gotta wash that shit... you got my pillow case smellin like a dirty hairbrush. I had a boy over my crib to fix my toilet last week. He had his bare hands all wadin 'round inside the toilet tank and then never even washed them muthafuckas. Then he be all wanting to share my blunt afterwards. Ah HAIL NO, I said, go wash dem filthy mits first. Ya'll shouldn't need to be told but I will TELL you and I don't care if you get embarrassed neither! You is a GROWN ass MAN and I ain't getting sick for you cuz you too stupid to know simple hygiene and cleanliness. For real, my ex would go and pull the "shocker" on me... (I don't normally care for that but sometimes I get carried away in the heat of the moment), then two minutes later he be straight to the kitchen eatin a club sammich. My girlfriend told me she went back to a dude's house and seen his bed wit no sheets and all his curly little hairs were ingrained into the fabric of the mattress. Just weaved right in! Yes, he had quite a collection built up... now THAT shit's a turn-off. Bustin nuts off onto your bare mattress and sleepin on it night after night, skin cells flyin everywhere. I used to fuck wit this one guy til I found out he cleaned his entire house with the same rag, bathroom, kitchen - same rag. Ever hear of cross-contamination bitch? Then he wanna come around me kissin! No I don't want to kiss the lips, that have drank from cups, that have been washed with rags that also washed your toilet. —Um HAIL No!

Posted on Tue, Feb 28, 2012 at 11:39 AM

What is it with our society, where you can label something to sell to someone in a store... in my case today juice as in grape juice. Yet when I read the label, it says water, apple juice concentrate, grape juice concentrate, pear juice, sucrose fructose, vitamin C, sulfites!!! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

I just want all natural 100% grape juice, every single juice in the store today was garbage similar to what l just described. Which doesn't include the juice "drinks", which I won't list here, I can't even pronounce nevermind spell the ingredients & all of the "drinks" should have hazard labels & NOT FOR CHILDREN on them because after water as an ingredient, number 2 is SUGAR!

But even the frozen concentrates are filled with additives, vitamin C (which occurs naturally and is readily available as a vitamin pill/chewable & doesn't need to be added in the damn juice). Those blend juices like pomegranate blueberry, has apple & pear & god knows what else in it along with enough preservative & vitamins to seriously harm a small child in a 2 litre container! I found one name brand orange juice, just 1 that isn't from concentrate & has no other additive in it. 1 juice out of at least 50 different kinds & more than a dozen different brands that say ORANGE JUICE... every other type has additives including colour... why? I've squeezed fresh orange juice before, it has a natural colour! I've helped crush grapes & that juice has colour as well. Why add purple #5?

This trying to eat healthy, trying to cut down on artificial sweeteners, sugar, chemicals, additive sulfates & sodium & additional vitamins is unbelievably TOUGH. There ought to be a law that if you're selling grape juice, that's all that is allowed in it. Anything else & you by law have to call it SWAMP JUICE or BOG WATER, TOILET BOWL SURPRISE... I don't care what it is named as long as it isn't in the juice aisle & it isn't labeled JUICE! DAMN IT, this mislabeled stuff is poison & there almost nothing else available! —More Fun God Bless