To the two couples having a posh dinner at around 6pm. I AM SO SO SORRY. I thought I could be as quiet as I could in blowing my nose but failed. My dear friend did mention it and I felt so very embarrassed. I was very tempted to pay for each of your desserts but I only thought of that gesture too late. So I ask you to please forgive me, and I hope both tables who heard me had a good night. Once again, I apologize. — Malh
I dented your car last night. I wanted to leave a note but had nothing on me to write with/on. Tobin Street. Black Toyota I think? Comment if this is you. —I’m Really Not That Much Of A Jerk
To the guy on the bus that that was sleeping, sorry for waking you up. You were sleeping for the last 10 stops though! I just didn't want you to miss your stop. I hope you can forgive me and I hope you make it home soon so you can finish your nap. —Trying Too Hard to be Helpful
To the driver of the black car that almost hit me on August 19 around midnight. I might have overreacted. True, you almost hit me but I was also wearing all black with my hood up in the rain. Not very easy to see. so sorry cursed you out! —Hard To See
To the little blonde at the Common who told me to have a happy Canada Day, who I gave a grave look to, who responded with a look of shock, maybe dread even...
I'm sick, just wanted some fireworks footage, was miserable among everyone there and right before you said that, I thought "I can't get along with anyone,” which was then proven.
You didn't do anything wrong. I’m an asshole. —Piece of gutter shit