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Monday, July 15, 2019

All smiles despite the heat

Posted By on Mon, Jul 15, 2019 at 3:47 PM

I'd like to give a shout out to everyone working this past week in customer service and food service who rocked their jobs in this sweltering weather! I see you! You're all working so hard and still manage to be so pleasant, air conditioner or not, and I appreciate that.
PS: Don't forget to tip minimum-wage earners!
Sweaty backs unite!
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Tuesday, July 9, 2019

Space bun princess

Posted By on Tue, Jul 9, 2019 at 3:10 PM

I saw you at the most recent HomeBass. You were dressed in green neon and grooving effortlessly on the dance floor. I took your cool neon sunglasses and you slapped me for it. I think I fell in love right then and there. I hope I see your red hair at another event, you're truly something special.—Not cool enough for you
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Wednesday, September 14, 2016

Catch and release

Posted on Wed, Sep 14, 2016 at 4:00 AM

To the HRP officer, who stopped me on Bayers Road the other day: Yes, I am eternally grateful that you cancelled the very expensive MVA ticket, after I had taken care of all the issues that were obviously wrong with my motorbike permit and insurance. And while continued ignorance might have been continued bliss, now, I figure you may have saved me from much, much bigger trouble ahead. Thanks again. —ADHD Biker Chick
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Thursday, October 30, 2014

The Double Standard Phenomenon of Skinny Shaming

Posted on Thu, Oct 30, 2014 at 4:00 AM

I'm 110 pounds. I eat three meals a day. I occasionally indulge in a tub of Ben & Jerry's or a bag of Doritos. You're 210 pounds. You eat three meals a day. You occasionally indulge in a tub of Ben & Jerry's or a bag of Doritos. You can whisper "anorexic" and "skinny bitch" when I walk past. I can whisper "morbidly obese" and "fat cow" when you walk past. Oh wait. I can't. That would be "rude". —one shamed, skinny bitch.
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