Tuesday, October 16, 2018

My dark elf prince

Posted By on Tue, Oct 16, 2018 at 5:13 PM

I love the smell of your butt hole (seriously, what's up with that?) and that you treat me like a princess even though I cry all the time (princesses are allowed to cry, right?) and that I don't care if the world burns in carbon hell as long as we are together. You and that perfect butt make life amazing. I love you.
The spider queen

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