Saturday, October 31, 2015

Mr. Confident Curlz

Posted on Sat, Oct 31, 2015 at 4:00 AM

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You MUST know how much of a dreamboat you are. A STRANGE one, to be sure, but nonetheless a person whose presence makes me feel certain......feelings.....very strongly....especially in instances of physical contact. LIKE FIRE! WHOOO MAN! You exude a self-assuredness that I'm not even sure you know you exude (but how could you not?). I struggle to express this without straight up objectifying you: YOU ARE VERY SEXY the way you bike around and jump/climb up on top of stuff and change the rules. Damn. I am extremely attracted to you, and I am at least a little bit embarrassed by how attracted to you I am. Why? Because I feel like EVERYONE must be attracted to you.

I honestly didn't know whether to submit this as a BITCH or a LOVE. There are almost equal elements of both, really. I hate that I love you! Do I? No... I just don't like the awkward, bumbling way that I try to seem cool and nonchalant when I'm around you. Because I can't imagine that I'm the only one who has fallen for you. Everyone thinks you're soooo great and stylish and funny and cool and a good leader and whoop-dee-fuckin'-doo. There are elements of your behaviour that irritate me to no end, including your bossy streak that I lash out against, or begrudgingly comply with, depending on the circumstances. But all of my frustration and annoyance is quickly and repeatedly quashed by my ENORMOUS CRUSH ON YOU.

You wanna maybe just like...cuddle and make out? It doesn't even have to be that sexual. But it also COULD be, and I imagine that would go VERY well.

Is it at all possible that you also feel this way? Is it at all possible that the electric buzz I feel when I'm close to you isn't only on my end? Could that be...chemistry, maybe? I think we could have MAD chemistry.

:^)

—A Nice Lady

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Friday, October 30, 2015

Hole in the fence

Posted on Fri, Oct 30, 2015 at 4:00 AM

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A whole hearted big love embrace to whomever kept making a hole in the fence when it was chain link and who courteously just moves a section of the new one. We love you mystery fence remover and we suspect we aren't the only ones! —a thankful neighbour
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Thursday, October 29, 2015

My Ugliness

Posted on Thu, Oct 29, 2015 at 4:00 AM

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Please stop telling me I'm beautiful. It hurts me, and I don't know how to tell you this. It hurts because it makes me feel. I don't want to feel. I am the type of person who feels passionately and ends up getting hurt when I do. That's why I settled for mediocre. Mediocre doesn't break my heart. Mediocre loves me and wouldn't hurt me. I know that I am cursed to live the rest of my life without true passion or happiness and that's what I deserve for the abundance of bad choices I have made. Choices I continue to make. It's ok though. I take responsibility for everything I've ever done and although I know that I am a mess and not worthy of the passion and love that I constantly seek, it still hurts when you say those words to me. —Wishes I were smart enough to walk away
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Wednesday, October 28, 2015

Quick acting cyclist

Posted on Wed, Oct 28, 2015 at 4:00 AM

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To the yellow clad bike rider who alerted the riders of the 52 on Wednesday that our bus was on fire...THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!! Your quick thinking and actions possibly saved our lives (while risking your own in that traffic). You are a great man and, while i can't speak for everyone, we owe you a beer. Thank you. R.I.P. Bus #1141 —A very grateful transit rider
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The changing of the seasons

Posted on Wed, Oct 28, 2015 at 4:00 AM

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For five years you have patiently endured and tolerated my madness. I recognize how costly this has been to you all and can only hope that we both learned from one another valuable life-lessons, even if it was in a strange and troublesome manner. I have deep affection for you all, yet now I have to leave to rebuild my badly damaged life and leave you to yours. I will stop in from time to time, very much in the back-round, to see how you're holding up yet will by no means make myself apparent, so that I might send good thoughts your way if the time requires it. Peace, Love and Light, as always. —A Fallen Leaf
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Tuesday, October 27, 2015

Thanks for chilling with me

Posted on Tue, Oct 27, 2015 at 4:00 AM

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Thanks to the kind passerby who stopped in Waverley for a woman who had accidentally locked her baby in a car, engine running and heat on. You generously loaned use of your phones and waited with said woman (who was freaking out) until police arrived. You have a generous and caring spirit. <3 —It's all fine now
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XXL Love

Posted on Tue, Oct 27, 2015 at 4:00 AM

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This is to all the large/round/husky men out there...I love you. Please don't feel you need to conform to any cultural standard to appeal to ladies. Because I'm a lady and I think you're perfect the way you are. —Chubby Chaser
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Friday, October 23, 2015

Assuming there are only two

Posted on Fri, Oct 23, 2015 at 4:00 AM

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I get that you have issues. We all do. When you put those issues in boxes you think have little effect on us, you’re fooling yourself and disrespecting me, not to mention the other awesome women in your life. When we have a problem, stemming from your issues, and you prefer to live in a pretend world, only acknowledging what you think you have to, you make your issues my burden. I’m done addressing your issues. If you want to talk about it, I’m here for you, just don’t expect me to raise this for you. I’ll deal with how this shakes me up on my own, since you offer no support. You believe I’m ignorant and seem happier when I pretend, so that’s what I’m going to do for you. Pretend. —For your love
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Wednesday, October 21, 2015

To the person or persons responsible for "inventing" vaping...

Posted on Wed, Oct 21, 2015 at 4:00 AM

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Thank you, thank you, thank you! I know it's not for everyone and eventually the feds will find a way to make it illegal or whatever....but for a guy who had been a pack a day smoker for almost 30 years, this stuff is the cat's ass! I haven't had a smoke for 6 weeks now and my lungs, my wallet and my clean smelling house are very fucking happy! If you wanna quit smoking, folks, give it an honest go...it's a helluva lot cheaper to get into now. Between the vaporiser and some juice, I spent about $45.00 to get started. The juice seems to be running me about $15.00 a month so far. $15.00 a month for juice or $15.00 a day for smokes? Tough choice, eh? Not to mention all the physical benefits... —Goodbye tobacco :)
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Joe Fresh Fella

Posted on Wed, Oct 21, 2015 at 4:00 AM

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Friday night at Joe Howe Superstore, we caught each other's eye while shopping in the Joe Fresh section. You then interrupted me checking myself out in the mirror, trying on a leather jacket, with a compliment. It made my day. Needless to say, I got the jacket ... And wish I had the guts to spark up a conversation. —Blonde biker (jacket) chick
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Monday, October 19, 2015

Be All You Can Be

Posted on Mon, Oct 19, 2015 at 11:10 AM

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Hey there sweetpea! Glad to know you're out there on stage, doing what you love - even if what you love is not me right now. I miss you terribly, and I suspect you miss me too, but we both have to do what we have to do to be who we want to be. I hope with all the love in my heart that our paths intertwine down the road. Until then, though, I love you and godspeed. —Forrest Gump
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Enjoying the scenery...

Posted on Mon, Oct 19, 2015 at 11:09 AM

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I've travelled to many places and lived in quite a few, too, all over this great planet but I have to say, Halifax has some of the most beautiful women this world has to offer! There is not a day goes by that I don't see a bunch of gorgeous gals! I love you, ladies, and thanks for making the view so incredible! —Just thought I'd mention it
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Friday, October 16, 2015

Smiley Happy Croissants

Posted on Fri, Oct 16, 2015 at 4:00 AM

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To the barrista from the Halifax waterfront location of my favourite Dartmouth coffee house... your kindness when you throw in the last little 'bit' might seem like a small gesture but it makes my day! You've done this for me now, not once, but twice and it never fails to make me smile! I love croissants and I love you guys... Spreading the love and eating butter. —Croissant Lover
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Thursday, October 15, 2015

Cyclist helping cyclist

Posted on Thu, Oct 15, 2015 at 4:00 AM

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Thank you so much for stopping your morning commute to help me when I was launched off my bike by a pothole trying to merge through rush-hour traffic into the bike lane at Hollis and Barrington when no other cars stopped. Sorry I didn't get your name! —Mildly Concussed Bright Yellow Helmet
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My machiatto

Posted on Thu, Oct 15, 2015 at 4:00 AM

I still long for you, almost everyday. I'm still losing my mind here. I’m still foolishly waiting for you. I know the world looks at you like you are a present for them, but I want you all to myself. If you ever want to come back, I'll wait for you like the stupid girl I am. —Coffee Lover
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