Thursday, February 19, 2015

So long ago

Posted on Thu, Feb 19, 2015 at 3:00 PM

To the couple I served at the Farmers Market who asked about my septum piercing and flirted outrageously with me: you are both gorgeous and I am still tingling from an encounter that occurred over a year ago. Please run into me again and we can talk. Hopefully I'll be coherent this time. —Blushing furiously in the north end
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Fu

Posted on Thu, Feb 19, 2015 at 3:00 PM

I miss having sex with you the most. Not even that, I miss being fucked by you the most. It's awful. If I knew I could find some balance of still sleeping with you and not falling into it emotionally, I would in a heart beat. You are a bear of a man and I still regularly think about what it was like to have your paws all over me. —Sexually frustrated
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Aren't your hands cold?

Posted on Thu, Feb 19, 2015 at 12:00 PM

The other night I was standing outside a certain north end pub waiting for my friend, bouncing around trying to stay warm. I mentioned how fucking terrible the cold was and you gave me your gloves and insisted I keep them. You didn't tell me your name, and I think you sincerely wanted me to have them at the moment. I am touched, because those gloves are really, really beautiful. I would be happy to own these gloves and the memory that accompanies them, but I would also be happy to return them if you would like them back (leather gloves aren't cheap!) :). Thank you kind soul, I wish I could express my gratitude in a reciprocal fashion! —Cold allergy
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All in a nights work

Posted on Thu, Feb 19, 2015 at 12:00 PM

To the cops who went to Timberlea to face the unknown and later to the airport late that night: thanks for giving us peace to sleep while you lay awake wondering what if. —Ponyboy
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Breaking the bread

Posted on Thu, Feb 19, 2015 at 4:00 AM

Dear proprietors of the Lebanese bakery on Agricola: Thank you so much for your kindness.  Every evening you put out fresh bags of the most delicious soft pita bread for the needy members of this low income community. This is such a kind gesture and it really helps people. Finding myself currently unemployed, I helped myself to a bag of your pita bread and it made the most delicious wraps and sandwiches for the week. The bread is so tasty, you can even eat it on it's own with nothing on it. Thank you very much, I was practically starving and very broke. When I get a job, I promise you I will become a loyal regular paying customer. You should know you are helping to make the world a better place by feeding the empty bellies in the community. Also a big thanks to the Parker Street Food Bank down the road, you guys work tirelessly to help the hungry, unemployed and down-and-out. The older gentleman who runs it is wonderful. Just imagine if all bakeries, restaurants, grocery stores just put their leftovers outside instead of in the dumpster—it would end hunger. God bless! —Charity @ Home
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In a different world

Posted on Thu, Feb 19, 2015 at 4:00 AM

You seem really awesome. And kissing you was a lot of fun. But I have someone, who I made a commitment to. And that means something to me, even if I did fuck up. Maybe if we met at a different time, I wouldn't be such an asshole and not text you. I'm sorry for drunk kissing you but I'm not sorry too. —Drunk kisser
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Wednesday, February 18, 2015

Xtremely cute

Posted on Wed, Feb 18, 2015 at 3:00 PM

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I should of given a valentine to you. —Hamburger and Wedges Forever
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Everything is better toasted

Posted on Wed, Feb 18, 2015 at 3:00 PM

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I'm glad you enjoyed the cookie, you're super cute. —Probably this is weird
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Thanks to the mom and her strong son

Posted on Wed, Feb 18, 2015 at 12:00 PM

Thanks to your help and kindness I was able to get up North St. on the icy street. You made my day! —Nature Girl
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Gypsy love

Posted on Wed, Feb 18, 2015 at 4:00 AM

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You are the best thing to ever happen to me. You created a deep spiritual awakening in me and changed my life forever. I am becoming the greatest version of myself because of you. We will travel the world.. live in vans.. sleep in trees and never stop learning. Ilove you with every fiber of my being... —Bubiguckle
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Tuesday, February 17, 2015

Happy Valentine's Beebs!

Posted on Tue, Feb 17, 2015 at 6:00 PM

Happy Valentine's Day to the finest Beebs in all the land! You make my days happier and my heart warmer. I am very lucky to have you in my life and I am looking forward to another year of adventures with you. More mountains, more memories! I love you so much! P.S. Tacooooooos?? —Lil'beebs
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Happy Valentines to my one and only true love

Posted on Tue, Feb 17, 2015 at 3:00 PM

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Although we wont be spending it together you will be on my mind. You are on my mind everyday though so no new news there. Just wanted to tell you how much I love you and miss you! I can't wait to spend time with you so I hope that time arrives quickly. My heart and soul will always be with you no matter where I am xoxo —Your number 1 fan and always helping hand
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Forgiveness and friendship

Posted on Tue, Feb 17, 2015 at 4:00 AM

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I love you, and I forgive you. I'm sorry we hurt each other and we can't be together, but I think our friendship has turned into something beautiful and supportive and warm. You matter to me as much as ever. —Your Loving Ex
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Monday, February 16, 2015

Because pigs are subordinate beings

Posted on Mon, Feb 16, 2015 at 5:39 PM

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Dear roommate: I know you're delightfully unobservant. That's why I was ecstatic when you left for the weekend to go to Quebec City and you left a pound of bacon in the fridge. I'm now eating the entire thing as a snack, and I know you won't even notice it's missing when you come back. —Fat and Not Sorry
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Saturday, February 14, 2015

Happy Valentine's Day Muffin!

Posted on Sat, Feb 14, 2015 at 4:00 AM

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I want to wish you the happiest of Valentine's days! Everyday I wake up and feel that I'm so lucky to have you! You're kind and stubborn and most important, we get each other. You keep me sane. Plus you look fantastic in ears and a tail! —See You Tonight!
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