Because pigs are subordinate beings
Posted
on Mon, Feb 16, 2015 at 5:39 PM
Dear roommate: I know you're delightfully unobservant. That's why I was ecstatic when you left for the weekend to go to Quebec City and you left a pound of bacon in the fridge. I'm now eating the entire thing as a snack, and I know you won't even notice it's missing when you come back.
—Fat and Not Sorry