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Monday, February 16, 2015

Because pigs are subordinate beings

Posted on Mon, Feb 16, 2015 at 5:39 PM

Dear roommate: I know you're delightfully unobservant. That's why I was ecstatic when you left for the weekend to go to Quebec City and you left a pound of bacon in the fridge. I'm now eating the entire thing as a snack, and I know you won't even notice it's missing when you come back. —Fat and Not Sorry

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