I had a shitty day after someone wrote a Love The Way We Bitch about me. I was eating ice cream on a friend's front step and you rode by and winked very dramatically at me. That was great. I was instantly shocked and brought back to a time where winking reminded me of cartoons and not of emoticons. I'm not even sure how you saw me because it was dark but you seemed kinda cool for a night time, winking rider. I mean, your shadowy face looked nice too. Thanks I guess. —Winking makes me wet.