I was the embarrassed girl in the stripey winter coat going way over her budget on cheese. You were working at the fancy French cheese place, had beautiful eyes and a sexy forehead scar, and you were undoubtedly one of the most beautiful people I have ever seen. The number of free samples you gave me made me swoon. I can no longer afford to set foot in your shop, but if you're ever hungry for pizza on Quinpool, come find me. —Cheese Dreams