Friday, March 14, 2014

Mama Mia!

Posted on Fri, Mar 14, 2014 at 6:50 AM

To the beautiful girl at a popular downtown sandwich shop. On Monday morning, I came in to buy myself a wrap and some pudding for lunch. You were just putting out the latest batch. When I reached for one, I thought I heard you say: "You're so cute!" At the time, I was too taken aback to say anything, awed that such a knockout would think such a thing of me. Later, I regretted having not returned the compliment and came back the next morning, hoping to do better. You were busy, and I couldn't stay. So, let me use this opportunity to say that you are very, very pretty, and I hope I will one day be able to tell you how adorable you are in person. —Rice Pudding with Raisins

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