PEOPLE ARE SO FRIENDLY HERE EVEN WHEN THEY'RE NOT TRYING TO SELL YOU SOMETHING. MY NEIGHBORS SAY HELLO TO ME. THEIR CHILDREN PLAY IN THE STREETS AFTER DARK. MOTORISTS WAIT FOR ME TO CROSS THE SIDEWALK AND NO ONE ACTS LIKE THEY'RE CONSTANTLY EXPECTING TO BE MUGGED. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU PEOPLE?

(P.S. SORRY FOR THE ALL CAPS BUT I AM FROM LOS ANGELES AND OUR PRINCIPAL EXPORT IS EXAGGERATION) —CONFUSED LOS ANGELES TRANSPLANT