Every time I pass that long hard shaft, my mouth waters. I can't wait to unfasten your package and squeeze my hand inside, pulling out your goodness and slowly sucking out your saltiness until I must have all of you. You fit so perfectly in my mouth and sit so aerodynamically on my tongue. You feel like home to me. —I Love You Pringles Chips

I never would have thought, or even dared to dream, it could be this good. Then you came swaggering into my life and things have never been the same. I can finally be myself, without apology or explanation. This has been the best summer of my entire life. Thank you for being so amazing! —Pretty Girl

You were with your buddies, and you approached me and started a conversation unfortunately I don't remember what about, exactly...all I remember is your friend wanted to go to another bar and you asked my opinion. I voted you stay. You were awfully charming... and by the way, you really aren't THAT old. —Delighted Stranger

We were together some time ago. I knew I loved you then I came home one night in my apartment and I told you I wanted to break up. You left in tears and cried yourself to ruins on the football field. The coach sent you home. At the time I thought this was what I was supposed to do in my life. For this I am wrong, I really screwed up three years ago. The one thing I really regret is telling you I love you. All my expressions and whatever could not amount to what I am writing now. You are a RSW at this moment and I asked you not too long ago if I could call you and you said yes. But when I called you were in another relationship. Remember, I love you still. —Fenwick Tower

Hey handsome! Things haven't been going that great lately but they also haven't been going that suckily, either. Just wanted to send you (me) a wicked awesome high-five combo and congratulate you on getting rid of the crazy chick and landing a nifty apartment in the process. Way to take life by the pigtails and make airplane noises at it. You are an inspiration to mankind (and not just the dumb ones). —Me

To the two lovely ladies that gave my friend and I free experimental coffees the other day, thank you very much they were delicious. I hope your new job works out well for you. —Local Caffeine Addict

I love you. That is why I had to let you go. I know you can't wait to leave Nova Scotia. You said every relationship you had here ended because of your background. Maybe I don't count because I was never your girlfriend. Your race, religion, background does not matter to me. I accepted you for who you are. Now it is my turn to find someone who accepts me. You taught me so much and I do thank you for that. —P.S. I Miss You

I was up at 4:30am, flying from Toronto back to Halifax, ugh, miserable (especially after one too many with my girls in TO the night before). Hardly slept on the flight, should have brought a sweater, BUT THEN...the day flipped. On my way out of the parking garage there was the sweetest parking attendant---yes he was taking $80 for parking, but he also made me feel 100x better for my dateless wedding weekend away. "If I were 30 years younger and had hair..." haha, was the best. This followed up by the guys in Burnside being beyond sweet and pleasant as I grabbed my breakfast/lunch pad thai hangover cure and headed to work. It's the smallest things that can make someone's day---you know, like just being kind to one another. These are silly examples but I wish we all interacted more that way with each other! xo —Passing On Smile

I love you. I know I don't always show it, but I really do. And I will miss you when you're gone. I promise you. If absence makes the heart grow fonder, my heart may actually burst. <3 you lots. —Ice Queen

I said I wouldn't care, but then you turned out to be great. Not just great but everything I was fucking looking for (well thus far you haven't turned me off). Yes, you have some annoying qualities...but besides the couple flaws that you have you are what I want and I am terrified that I am not going to have the balls enough to tell you how I feel, that I want more, some kind of indication that you are not just waiting for the next best thing or this thing to expire. Most of all I am afraid of losing you, even when I know I deserve someone who wants all of me and that there are plenty of guys out there who would be happy to have me. Human beings really are fragile and afraid all the time... —Stranger