To the kind gentlemen who helped pick my ass up off the sidewalk and help me into my cab in front of a pub over the weekend, it was really appreciated. I realize that I forgot to thank you both – I was overcome by my embarrassment at being rendered helpless by my bad knee, and the fact that I was coming out of a bar after a few libations making me look even more the slop tart didn’t help matters. You are both brilliant and it meant a lot to me. I love our city and that there are always kind lads around to save the day. Thanks again! —I Kneeded You