Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Penises Do Not Work Well for Brains

Posted on Tue, Oct 11, 2011 at 4:06 PM

Just wanna let you know that cheating on you was the worst mistake I ever made, and I will always love you and care for you. You did the right thing to dump me afterwords. I will forever miss waking up to the crazed turkeys, and your loving smile. —Regrettable Man

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