Attention to the lady with the big beautiful eyes and the short beautiful shorts! So, you were on the bus the other day, as you undoubtedly remember, sitting in front of me. The seat next to me was horribly crowded by someone who goes by the name black Lug. A. Gge. looking out the window is a fun sport right? I like how the zooming streets interested you, so when I got off the bus I tried to give you a little dance number, just for you to brighten that already beaming face. When I looked back you smiled and for the sake of my ego I'll attribute it to me. Really I wanted to see if you would notice me at all. How grand is chaos theory? —The One Man Balancing Act