Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Bread and Whine

Posted on Tue, Mar 1, 2011 at 4:23 PM

We miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark when he made Pearl Harbor. We miss you more than that movie missed the point and that's an awful lot, fille d'agonie. And now, you've been away a week and all we're trying to say is - Pearl Harbor sucked, and we miss you. We need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school. He was terrible in that film and your back hurts. We need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part. He's way better than Affleck and we miss your funny links. And now all we can think about is your warmth and humour and that shitty movie, too. Pearl Harbor sucked and we miss you. Rooo. —Team Ivan - Bitcher's Police

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