Despite the fact that, to date, you have eaten a pair of headphones, two cell phones, a futon matress, my recipe book, three pairs of shoes, eight pairs of underwear, fifteen socks, a feather pillow, three CD cases, a pair of sunglasses that I had yet to wear and one pair of tights... and you are now eating one of my slippers, you are a great dog. You're not mine, you and I just share the same house-space but I love you and you make me smile everyday! I will miss you.

--Shilo's Biggest Fan