While at the Virgin Mobile Festival on July 4th, I was front row centre, right against the baracades, and at the mercy of steel and 1,000s of people pushing me forward.

This is to whoever in the crowd near me would shove my head down whenever some careless crowd surfer came flailing my way.

I thank whoever you are endlessly for perventing a could-be concussion. I wish I knew who you were so I could hug you and give you my first born child, cause I'm pretty sure you also saved my life by stopping my neck getting snapped due to a brutal kick in the head.