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Wednesday, June 19, 2019

Washroom alcohol drinker

Posted By on Wed, Jun 19, 2019 at 12:53 PM

Dear alcoholic woman person who keeps drinking her wine in the women's mall washroom: Why the bloody hell do you have to fucken sneak your dumb-ass wine in the mall washroom to get so fucken drunk? Why do you have to drink so fucken much! We all know you have an alcohol PROBLEM! We all know you LOVE to drink your fucken face off ever day and we all know you LOVE TO GET DRUNK EVER DAY! So why the hell or what the hell are you trying to prove?!

You have proven nothing. All you have proven to yourself is that you're a dumb-ass drunk who has no life, no job whatsoever, who likes to sneak their wine into the women's mall washroom and get drunk ever day. That's what you have proven to yourself you dumb-ass alcoholic! GO TO THE FUCKEN BARS YOU DRUNK!

Oh, one more thing: Every time you walk down the ramp to go to the women's mall washroom you might want to look up. We have cameras now so we can see what you look like now! And I'm keeping track on when you strike, you dumb alcoholic BITCH!
—the alcoholic woman has no life
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Soundscape pollution

Posted By on Wed, Jun 19, 2019 at 9:38 AM

Finally folks are back on the Common in force, enacting their right to chill and not be messed with. It's a special preserve that no rich developer can buy, no bank can rename in their glory and no advertising will be seen. It's great and for the most part people do a pretty good job sharing it respectfully.

What would be disrespectful? Any of the aforementioned endeavours to make capital gain, for sure. Blasting your own music without asking everybody in the city first whether they want to hear it? Definitely. Why then do radio stations get the privilege above all other businesses to advertise themselves with speakers on top of trucks in the guise of a tasteless block party with no guests? Trucks on the Common?! Top 40? It's not fair to subject others to what you think they want to hear.

The Oval should respect this as well, but instead as people lay reading books and children try roller skating, churlish radio hosts talk about the gnarliest place to get laid in the world and emit shrill compressed cackles over each other. The best thing about the radio is that you don't have to listen to it if you don't want to. The best thing about the Commons is that no one is allowed to blatantly advertise in your face. Radio station promoters go home!
—One of many respectful Commoners
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Tuesday, September 4, 2018


Posted By on Tue, Sep 4, 2018 at 2:42 PM

So I guess the camel toe is cool now!?
—Confused shopper
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Thursday, January 11, 2018

Sacre bleu

Posted By on Thu, Jan 11, 2018 at 4:30 PM

Webster's dictionary defines Definition of Bilingual as:

1. having or expressed in two languages a bilingual document an officially bilingual nation
2. using or able to use two languages especially with equal fluency bilingual in English and Japanese
3. of or relating to bilingual education
— bilingual noun
— bilingually adverb

Why do the locals here think it means French and English?
—Rosetta Stone

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Thursday, September 7, 2017

Bland to the Bone

Posted By on Thu, Sep 7, 2017 at 9:30 AM

Why are so many (apartment) buildings being painted a dreary grey? Why did they paint the Oxford grey? I don't understand why a place that lives in overcast winter misery so much of the year would chose a colour that is so sad! I get it, it's “clean and professional,” right? —And I Thought I Disliked Beige

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Thursday, June 29, 2017

Inconvenient politeness

Posted By on Thu, Jun 29, 2017 at 4:59 PM

Why do people 50 feet ahead insist on holding a door for you? They make eye contact and you are then compelled to hurry. Fuck that! My momma raised a man.  I'll get my door and hold it for those immediately behind me. You are welcome Halifax. I might have to start a blog on todays society. Who knows? Might get an audience 🙂—Walking With Coffee

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Thursday, March 2, 2017

Chicago hate crime

Posted By on Thu, Mar 2, 2017 at 9:50 AM

My bitch is bugging the heck out of me. there was/is to be a court date for those 4 people who kidknapped and perpetrated hates crime on that autistic boy in Chicago. YTet there is not one mention of their hate crimes in any news paper or tv news that i can see. The last mention of it i can see is from 2 months ago. why is this not being reported on? Thank you. —Equal?

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Tuesday, November 10, 2015

Why are people in Canada so bad at bartering???

Posted on Tue, Nov 10, 2015 at 4:00 AM

For the last year or so I have been slowing selling items on Kijiji. Particularly for larger items there seems to be a trend. What has been happening is that buyers have become persistent on making their first offer a hard price?! They have the gull to first reduce the price usually by a 1/3 or more then make it their final offer?? I usually follow up by offering to meet them half way with the price and the response 9/10 is "no" and there is no more communication. I actually don't mind on moving my price but how do you expect me to move on my price when you won't move on yours?!?! It is so ignorant!!! Drives me nuts!!! —online seller
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Monday, June 1, 2015

Seriously, CSFF, where did you go?!

Posted on Mon, Jun 1, 2015 at 4:00 AM

Fall isn't the same without the Canadian Surf Film Festival. What the heck happened to it? It just fell off the face of social media. You can't just start up an amazing film festival, run it for a few years, and then just disappear! That is just cruel and unusual! At least pass it on to someone else; why put all of that energy in to getting it off the ground? —Can't Handle Another CSFF-less Fall
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