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Wednesday, February 19, 2020

Loves stink

Posted By on Wed, Feb 19, 2020 at 3:04 PM


Last week somebody bitched about the lack of loves in this section. Fuck that. There shouldn't be loves in this section at all. The Coast should get that weak shit outta here and let us bitch non-stop. — Shade Thrower

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Friday, November 29, 2019

Addiction awareness

Posted By on Fri, Nov 29, 2019 at 12:36 PM

Hey The Coast. Good job having two articles talking about addiction followed immediately by an article about a new drinking hole. Do you realize that alcohol is the biggest addiction issue in Nova Scotia?
—Lame Game
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Saturday, November 2, 2019

Love the way we cringe

Posted By on Sat, Nov 2, 2019 at 3:43 PM

This one's to you, The Coast. That’s right, you! Are there really so few "Love The Way We Love" submissions to choose from that you have no choice but to publish so many that seem to depict a "nice guy" misreading the supposed signals a woman was sending their way? They remind me of a Craigslist "missed connections" section—although somehow more embarrassing to read.
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Thursday, October 17, 2019

You've got all the red pills

Posted By on Thu, Oct 17, 2019 at 10:02 AM

To the Bitch writer complaining about anti-fascists: LMAO! How many truth pills did you take to reach that conclusion? You should really seek some help instead of venting on the internet about your hate towards others. And to The Coast, shame on you for publishing this person's Bitch wherein the person is placing a mental diagnosis on others with no proof. You're publishing abuse and it's embarrassing.
—Good Job, Ya Did Good
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Tuesday, July 2, 2019

Be better

Posted By on Tue, Jul 2, 2019 at 10:40 AM

Last week the Coast posted a blurb in this section by someone who was expressing joy at the misfortune of others: An individual who found pleasure by reading about violence and vandalism. Perhaps that contributor’s time would be better spent looking within at the true source of their unhappiness. It is gross to wish ill upon others, regardless of your relationship with them. It is also gross to provide a platform for that kind of negativity. The Coast and ‘Karma Enthusiasts’ should be ashamed of themselves. This world needs people and platforms that lift others up. Be better. —J
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Tuesday, May 21, 2019

Climate denial doesn't look good on you

Posted By on Tue, May 21, 2019 at 3:38 PM

To the local alt-weekly newspaper publishing climate denial in the form of a letter to the editor that's full of lies fabricated by oil companies, risking the future of the planet to make a buck: Don’t.
—Not brainwashed, just worried about the future of humanity
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Tuesday, May 14, 2019

Introducing children to your sickness

Posted By on Tue, May 14, 2019 at 3:46 PM

This magazine is full of revolting articles not suitable for folks with a sane mind—and you leave it all over the place for free! Any child could come along and take one, thinking it is something kind of congruous to family values in the public news form, but it is just disgusting! I don't want to hear about your sex lives you sickos—and neither do the children! Every time I have tried to flip through this thing I forget the only reason I empty the Coast paper machine every time I see one is to put the papers under where the birds sleep. Free crap catchers.
—Mary Contrary
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Tuesday, April 23, 2019

Where's the diversity?

Posted By on Tue, Apr 23, 2019 at 1:54 PM

Why is every "Shop Talk" article about another privileged white person starting something in Halifax? Are there not any diverse entrepreneurs you can cover or are they all white? Just an observation.
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Monday, March 25, 2019

Well, well

Posted By on Mon, Mar 25, 2019 at 5:57 PM

Glad to see this rag still has some of the old farts that have nothing better to do than tear into someone, or somehing they have no idea about. Well, people—if I can call you that—you are screwed and fucked, just like some of the shit you bitch about.
—Monkey love
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Monday, March 4, 2019

Fuck you, hacks

Posted By on Mon, Mar 4, 2019 at 6:09 PM

Thanks for blatantly ripping off one of my most recent paintings, "Ode to LSD," for the cover of your recent weed issue.

And you wonder why the only artists left in that shit hole town are painting light houses and fucking row boats.—The actual artist

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Tuesday, February 26, 2019


Posted By on Tue, Feb 26, 2019 at 12:59 PM

Hey all you hipsters and newbie advice columnists! Did you know weed isn't a new thing? Did you know the black market has—and always will—outshine and out supply legal stores? The legal stores can't even keep weed in stock and its shitty product at that. What, the cannabis store charges $75 for crap ditch weed with a cool name, when I can high-end stuff of the same weight for $40 delivered to my door? Within an hour?

Your babble are an indication you know nothing about weed except how to water it and get weed crumbs in your man bun. Get a life and catch up or get lost! Weed has been around since you great granny passed away.
—Stoner from way back

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Tuesday, January 22, 2019


Posted By on Tue, Jan 22, 2019 at 12:32 PM

Page 3: Editor says New Year's resolutions are an industry so there will be no wellness warriors in this issue that feed off your dollars of self-inadequacy.

Page 14: An article which features a wellness witch doctor who charges people for nutritional advice you can get for free, telling us to eat a big ass bowl of crap.
—Stop normalizing witch doctors

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Monday, January 14, 2019

Poor proofreaders!?

Posted By on Mon, Jan 14, 2019 at 1:23 PM

This must be the third week now I saw an ad in a certain weekly publication that was placed upside down. For fuck’s sake, fix it or fire your proofreader! And please, don’t tell me it was requested that way to better attract readers attention. Sure, you got my attention, but I’m not turning the fuckin’ rag upside down to read it. It’s a lame and uncreative tactic that grates on my OCD. Upright it now—the coast is clear!
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Monday, December 17, 2018

You had ONE job!

Posted By on Mon, Dec 17, 2018 at 5:05 PM

Could the Bitch who posts the Bitches do their damn job and post the new bitches already? Tired of coming here for the same old crap! Update your shit!!!
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Monday, November 19, 2018

Sign in with Facebook? No, thanks

Posted By on Mon, Nov 19, 2018 at 12:08 PM

Hey The Coast, since you took away our anonymous accounts commenting on everything has gone way down. I often type a comment, only to run into the "log in with facebook or twitter" window, and then close it with disgust, abandoning my input. This sucks and I find it stifling.—Anonymous
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