Hey, Sunday night mothership radio host: Stop talking over the goddamn music!! Fucking cacophony.
—Sore Ears

I'm a recording artist trying to lay down a track, but there's been a big noisy stanky diesel truck idling outside my place for the last half hour. Turn off your engine and stop idling! Not only are you ruining the environment, you're loud rumbling truck is bugging the shit out of those of us trying to werk, bitch!
—Gangsta Rapper

You had a great little band. Recently, you added your new wannabe 'super-star!' wife to the lineup, a 50 yr. old who dresses like a 20 yr. old & sings like a startled goat. I certainly hope she doesn't play guitar like she warbles off-key. Listening to her at one gig was positively painful and I was embarrassed for you. Other band members (the talented ones) have now quit in protest. You've just single-handedly torpedoed the band you've worked so hard to develop because you're obsessed with Mizz Wiggle Ass in her tight jeans & high heels. Goodbye, my favourite local band. —A Very Disappointed Fan