Why are news sources STILL reporting on this Lori Loughlin college-admission scandal? Get over it. The rich get perks in this world. Always have. That's life. Leave poor Aunt Becky alone. — Unjust Interests of Justice

Last week somebody bitched about the lack of loves in this section. Fuck that. There shouldn't be loves in this section at all. The Coast should get that weak shit outta here and let us bitch non-stop. — Shade Thrower

Saw this popular singer with on TV—the woman with the black hair ends and bright green roots—and wondered what the fuss is all about? When did mumbling off-key into a microphone become a raving sensation in music? She sounds and looks wack. I have no idea why she's getting commercial success, her music is nothing more than a fake glorification and monopolization of depression that confused children latch onto. Spouting "who here hates themselves" in the middle of a concert is just an example of how damaging this irresponsibility is to humans in their formative years. This chick is nothing more than another symptom of soulless recycled pop garbage for the masses incapable of critical thinking to eat up.
—Muzak Critic

Hey The Coast. Good job having two articles talking about addiction followed immediately by an article about a new drinking hole. Do you realize that alcohol is the biggest addiction issue in Nova Scotia?
—Lame Game

Hey, Sunday night mothership radio host: Stop talking over the goddamn music!! Fucking cacophony.
—Sore Ears

This one's to you, The Coast. That’s right, you! Are there really so few "Love The Way We Love" submissions to choose from that you have no choice but to publish so many that seem to depict a "nice guy" misreading the supposed signals a woman was sending their way? They remind me of a Craigslist "missed connections" section—although somehow more embarrassing to read.
—Cringing2Death

Enough with the clowns and the constant ads for the Joker movie and the It movie. Both are so over and done, they've been remade a million times. BORING! Every time I go to a movie site it's all clowns. Make something original for once. This stupid shit sucks.
—Down With The Clown

To the Bitch writer complaining about anti-fascists: LMAO! How many truth pills did you take to reach that conclusion? You should really seek some help instead of venting on the internet about your hate towards others. And to The Coast, shame on you for publishing this person's Bitch wherein the person is placing a mental diagnosis on others with no proof. You're publishing abuse and it's embarrassing.
—Good Job, Ya Did Good

Antifa really isn't against fascists, at least no more so than the vast majority of people in western countries whose ancestors fought against them three-quarters of a century ago. Rather they have convinced themselves (and many others) that everyone even remotely similar to the individuals who bullied them or their friends and family members when they were young is a fascist. Why? Because being bullied has driven them insane, and they have an overwhelming need to dehumanize everyone they see as the enemy. It also helps that fascism doesn't exist in this day and age in any significant quantity, and so there are no real fascists to disavow all the people who they have classified as fascists. That said, I would not condone further exasperating the issue by continuing to bully them, nor do I think it is wise to encourage the fulfillment of violent revenge fantasies in individuals suffering from borderline personal disorder, or anyone else's violent revenge fantasies for that matter.
—Infinite Contrast Is Hard On The Mind's Eye