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Thursday, December 5, 2019

Posted By on Thu, Dec 5, 2019 at 9:57 AM

So this week a couple of guys from St. FX were found not guilty of sexual assault. The judge found that the three-way they had with an unnamed woman was by all accounts consensual (seems there were partygoers and others wandering into the bedroom from time to time who became witnesses). My Bitch is why does the law allow these guys' names and their "perp walk" photos to be published the moment they are simply accused. I notice that the female complainant still has her name and photo hidden, even after she loses the case. That system is reasonable for the woman, but hey, even if innocent the guys will have this hanging over them forever. Any reason they can't put a lid on the entire case until it is decided? WTF.
—Buddy With Questions

Friday, November 29, 2019

Posted By on Fri, Nov 29, 2019 at 9:32 AM

To the older gentleman who decided to yell and beep at me, driving disturbingly close to me in your ill-timed attempt to turn left as I crossed the street at the Young/Robie intersection Sunday afternoon. I refuse to move through the world without publicly voicing that you are in fact the one who is lacking intelligence in this situation. I started crossing with 11 seconds on the clock. I was three-quarters of the way across when you misinterpreted when to take a left turn and decided to roll on up into my personal space.

Once you realized your error you took offense to it, but I guess you couldn't comprehend a world in which you made a mistake so you decided to honk and throw your arms up in frustration. I still had one second when this occurred and then the warning light came on which you pointed to. Let me educate you. If a pedestrian approaches a crosswalk and the hand is flashing that means you should not attempt to cross. I was already most of the way through the intersection when it appeared, which meant I still had time to cross. You, sir, were in the wrong and you can suck my proverbial dick.
—Courteously Correct

Thursday, November 21, 2019

Posted By on Thu, Nov 21, 2019 at 10:05 AM

I was just walking across the street when a short little dweeb of a guy also crossing in the opposite direction passed me and said this rude comment: "You know it, Fatty!" I know what? Next time you try to disparage a girl, can you at least try to make sense? WTF, dude. You look like a little schoolboy twerp and act like one, too. This isn't high school. Who goes around saying shit like that to women? Fuck you! Grow up and learn some social skills.

I'm not sure what made you feel the need to try and ruin my morning with your bullshit remarks, but it didn't work. I know I look good. Phat is where it's at. You look like a limp little pissant, mad at the world, walking thru life with your little pink pecker full of hate.
—Yah I'm Hawt And I Do Know It, Bitch

Thursday, November 7, 2019

Posted By on Thu, Nov 7, 2019 at 2:16 PM

Fish odor syndrome is real and common. I'm so sick of the spread of misinformation out there. Everyone seems to think the fishy smell means bacterial vaginosis. Very rarely is that the case. If you smell like fish, it means you probably recently ate fish! I spoke with my girlfriends about this and they agree it happens to them, too. When you eat fish or seafood, it can take up to 72 hours for it to get out of your system.

So ladies, don't let uneducated idiots make you feel like there's something wrong with you. If you eat a whole pot of seafood chowder, you better cancel all your dates for a week. It's called science. Quit callin' women dirty and educate yourself. For your information, the smell comes back 10 minutes after a shower. There is no infection, itch or discharge. So shut up and plug your nose!
—Keep On Lickin'

Saturday, November 2, 2019

Posted By on Sat, Nov 2, 2019 at 3:43 PM

This one's to you, The Coast. That’s right, you! Are there really so few "Love The Way We Love" submissions to choose from that you have no choice but to publish so many that seem to depict a "nice guy" misreading the supposed signals a woman was sending their way? They remind me of a Craigslist "missed connections" section—although somehow more embarrassing to read.
—Cringing2Death

Thursday, October 31, 2019

Posted By on Thu, Oct 31, 2019 at 10:18 AM

Big shout-out to all the extra Y Chromosome types who are so starved for attention that they feel an entitlement to block the front entrance and share with the driver their autobiography, snippets of life-affirming wisdom and observations about the state of the world. Shut the fuck up. Sit the fuck down.
—Ross A. Parksandrec

Wednesday, August 7, 2019

Posted By on Wed, Aug 7, 2019 at 9:42 AM

  To the man sitting in his car outside the Superstore in the BLIP last week: I apologized sincerely several times to you after my mini shopping cart bumped into your passenger side door. I expected grumpiness and momentary irritation (understandable) but the moment the cart touched the door, you began screaming at me. I continued to apologize but instead of accepting my regret at this minor mishap, you escalated in volume. Even once you got out of your car and saw that there was zero damage, you continued at high volume.

This is the first (and, I hope) last time a shopping cart has gotten away from me (I am well into middle age). I am thankful for both of our sakes that there was no damage to your vehicle. I am left shaking my head at your level of anger and lack of manners. A simple "It's OK but don't do it again" would have sufficed on your part.
—Maybe it was the heat?

Monday, January 14, 2019

Posted By on Mon, Jan 14, 2019 at 1:38 PM

Pathetic excuses for monogamous men. Why are you engaged if you don't respect or love your fiancé? You're a childish, video-game-obsessed lame loser. Your fiancé wishes she never met you, and regrets the entire wedding plans. Regrets introducing you to her friends, family and getting a puppy with you, ever moving in with you—and being the source for your cool new life and all of your ideas that came from her. I hope you get what's coming to you for being a total jerk, always disagreeing with her and never ever honouring her as the confident woman she once was before you. She was already hurt, damaged by a terribly hard and difficult life, and healed herself in every way. Now what's left? You never stuck by her through the worst days of her life, and now she's leaving you. Despite all of the negativity she was facing, she still made time to cook you dinner, be warm, loving, stay beautiful inside and out and keep the spice alive which you never appreciated. Not hard to tell why your first girlfriend left you for your best friend. You heartless, neglecting abuser.
—Devastated darling

Monday, August 13, 2018

Posted By on Mon, Aug 13, 2018 at 11:43 AM

...room for my balls? WHO is designing men's underwear?
—Bodacious

Thursday, November 2, 2017

Posted By on Thu, Nov 2, 2017 at 9:47 AM

I am kind, down-to-earth, professional, and attractive. Oh, and yes, a single father. Does the last thing really negate all the things before it? So much so that I can't even get one date? Really? Not one interested woman? I have kids ladies, not small pox. I know that the idea of being in a long-term relationship with someone who already has kids is a hurdle. But love is love. Why not get to know the person before making any decisions? You never know, you might find that a package deal is a great deal! Or, just keep searching for Mr. Right at your local dive bar. I'm sure that will go well. —Stop Saying Where Are All The Good Men